La Vicomtesse club grand opening

by Becky Orellana

The famous band Yasmine and the Beatniks performed for the second time in Meyonia at the Vicomtesse club grand opening on September 23 in front of a large audience.

                                          The Beatniks in concert in Meyonia

After this successful opening we invite Meyonians and tourists to visit the club which not only includes the cabaret where the concert took place, but also a fitness room, a massage room, a sauna, a greedy game room and the cozy ladies bar !
Everyone will find enjoyment at the Vicomtesse !

Maids strike is over

by Becky Orellana

Home Secretary Randy Quander ordered candidate Purple Kayo house to be cleaned officially for public health purposes.
Maids, city garbage collectors and a MAF decontamination team had hard time to clean and disinfect the house during several hours.

                                          Decontaminaion team members and a city maid
                                          inside Purple Kayo house.

Perdita Deluca who started the maids strike acknowledged that the action is over after Purple Kayo team member Silvia Seita stated that CUM (Council of United Maids) will take part in further talks and potential punishments wont include the use of whips, crops or other harming items.
Nevertheless Perdita Deluca stated she calls for voting incumbent President Puifan Ling.

Meet the Xocos

by Becky Orellana

Hello dear followers !

I went into the jungle too and I met the Xocos tribe on the tracks of our maid Sandra.
First of all I'm so sorry but I didn't snap any photo... Why ? Xocos were scared of the camera, you know, the "steal your soul" thing when they see their pic !
I tried to convince them but no way !  I rather gave up before they get, let's say unfriendly... I was alone in the jungle with them far away from any "civilized" people after all !

I was more successful with my perfume Chanel n° 5 spray. They first sniffed me...hem embarrassing.
But after a bit of doubt they enjoyed a little spray, I hope the scent did not scare the game away during their next hunt !

Oh I forgot : Xocos met our Sandra ! Well they didn't know her name but when I told about a prude girl they identified her...
She didn't get unnoticed in the jungle among natives running almost nekkie and herself as prude as ever...
None recalls to have seen Sandra nude since her birth...maybe she has got a third nipple like Scaramanga and none knows it !

Well I went back in Meyonia without unveiling Sandra nipples mistery but I long to meet the Xocos again !

Stay tuned